You probably get this a lot, too, depending on who you hang out with and how much trash you talk (usually in that order):
“You guys are going to SUCK when Brady and Belichick leave!”
Wait WHAT.
Shut the front door! You mean to tell me that when a very good coach and a very good quarterback leave a very good team, the team will become bad unless they are replaced with other very good coaches and players? BUCKLE UP SNOWFLAKES, these guys are gonna hit us homers with some TRUTH!
Next you’re going to tell us “I figured out the problem — this order is going to Columbus, and that’s a one-way delivery, but you’ve got it marked down for two.