Here are the six best names currently listed on the New England Patriots’ roster.
6. Bryan Stork
This is a perfect example of a player’s name characterizing his position. Stork rhymes with “pork”, so it puts the image of meat in your head. You want your offensive line to have meat, after all. Since Stork is a center, he is the focal point of that meat.
Stork spent the beginning of the 2015 season on the PUP list. Upon his return, Stork immediately had to fight with undrafted rookie David Andrews for starting reps at center.