Nebraska football is looking for a new Public Address Announcer as the old one allegedly did some nasty things and therefore has had himself removed from the position, although officially his contract was not renewed as stated by the University of Nebraska:
Mr. Combs’ annual letter of agreement with the University of Nebraska Athletics Department expired on August 1. Under the circumstances, we will not consider renewing the agreement until all legal issues are resolved.
In his place, CornNation would like to officially nominate our own Patrick Janssen for the position. While this may seem like a joke, it is not.