Since this is the 100th Twitter Recap, it wouldn’t be complete without an ode to our favorite parody account Faux Pelini (composed by our Corn Nation poet Jill aka ranchbabe) along with some of his best tweets from 2015.
AN ODE TO FAUX PELINI
It started funny enough
But without much fanfare
And then the real Bo
One small tweet did share
Custody of a fuzzy cat
Seemed a strange argument
For a football coach
And fake twitter account
But a funny thing happened
That night of playoff football
A legend was born
In social media folds
Tweeting presidents, popes
Also punters, and bowls
Helping us find cheer
Through a bad chapter
Even unemployment
Could not dull the laughter
We enjoy the intelligent jabs
And the poignant self looks
A fan base that takes
Itself very seriously
Hip hop hogwash
And "sit down please!