As we prepare for what history tells us will be yet another down-to-the-wire finish with that other NU team of the Go Big Purple variety, we reached out to Northwestern types for a Q&A that would hopefully enlighten us Nebraska types as to what to expect from our opponent this Saturday.
Alas, all we received in response was crickets. But far be it from Corn Nation to give up. As popular and well-connected as the group at CN Headquarters is, all it took was a few phone calls to fill the void. Celebrities, sports figures, Northwestern alums and even fictional characters were thrilled to offer their opinions in lieu of people who might actually be knowledgeable on the subject.