The Big Red Cobcast: Faux Pelini Interview 2

We talked to Faux Pelini AGAIN!There are few things that make America great. The Liberty Bell is one. The Grand Canyon is pretty Awesome. The 2nd Amendment is fantastic. I'd even go as far as saying the American people are pretty wonderful.

Well, most of them.

Some people are better at life than most others, such as, say, Eminem or Matt Damon or Warren Moon. Sometimes, however, a person comes along that towers above the rest. In ancient Egypt, they thought they were Gods, at other times throughout history (Like maybe in Catholic times? Is that a thing?) they thought that they could talk to the Gods, like some sort of lightning rod to the heavens.

Now, they wield more power than any one man (or…