[In order to avoid parts of this article being filled entirely with profanity, I have edited it all out. You are invited to use your imagination.]
Unlike what I would guess to be most of you, I have yet to purchase a great big brand-new high definition Smart TV. I’m still watching my beloved Nebraska football on a 37-inch TV that by today’s standards is pretty dadgummed small. Year by year as I get older my eyes get worse; I can no longer see the linemen’s numbers and I realize that it’s time for an upgrade.
The problem is - anything in a suitable size, say 50 to 60 inches, is now a "Smart TV".