As much as you'd like to think that the 2016 Nebraska football season will be the most perfect season ever, you're wrong. There is the guarantee, because of "life", that something bad will happen. It might be a fumble. It might be an interception. It might be the untimely falling down of a defensive back.
But something bad will happen, and at the moment something bad happens, you will take a drink of alcohol and blame it on whatever human you believe caused that bad thing to happen.
Who are the most likely candidates to blame for your drinking problem?