With two games to go, the Huskers face what is potentially the most emotionally devastating loss of the year for the program and its fans. Maryland, after scoring 142 points in its first two games against Howard and the laughably ranked Syracuse (now 4-6 with two of those four wins against Liberty & Holy Cross), has basically spent the games since then being cornholed by every squad not named Rutgers.
This is a bad, bad team. Really bad.
And we’re favored by 5.
5
Think about that for a minute. Our specialty this season has been getting injured and finding so many ways to step on our own dicks it’s getting hard to tell the Adidas cleat marks on our balls from the Under Armours.