It feels a little bit like we’re sitting at the table with the guy who ordered too many appetizers right now. Here are all these bowl games (40 of them!) in front of us, kind of like that extra order of spinach and artichoke dip that you’ll take a couple of bites of but wasn’t necessary.
Why did he order so much? You keep wondering. Am I a bad husband if I take time out of my life to watch a quarter of the Camellia Bowl? Yes, you are.
And yes, there really is a Camellia Bowl, and a Royal Purple Bowl, and a Quick Lane Bowl.