Corn Nation is considering a name change. We’re thinking of changing the site to Der Wiener Schlinger Illustrated.
We’d have a new motto, too.
“Be Good To Us, And We’ll Schling A Wiener Your Way!”
I like it. It says customer service is our #1 goal, and believe me, our biggest goal here at CornNation is to keep you satisfied and coming back for more. Premium customers will get some extra Oom Pah Pahs.
But enough of that. This article is about how you’re going to deal with the Iowegians in your life.