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Happy Autumn everyone!

Are you excited? No?!?

Not until the Huskers kick off?

OK, I’ll give you that.

GO BIG RED!

(yes, I am aware that I am a few weeks early)

Yes, we can still laugh and point at the Big 12 for a bit longer.

We can also console LSU fans who show asking about a certain previous coach and watch them ignore us in the same way we ignored UConn fans when Nebraska hired Bob Diaco...

OPE. I really mean to go in a better direction than that.