Okay, so my Macbook Pro is broken. It’s broken. The ‘t’ key doesn’t work at all. That is broken. If it were the ‘z’ key, I wouldn’t give a shit, because I could still spell ‘shit’.
‘T’ - think about it. How many things involved the letter ‘t’. All the best words involve the letter ‘t’.
Shit.
Tit - it’s a small bird, get your minds out of the gutter.
I hate Iowa
Gin and Tonic
Nearly all of my passwords, dammit.
Heart Attack -wait, no
We’ll go on.
I am typing this now on a cheap, crappy Lenovo refurbished laptop I bought for $200 to take to events.