Corn Nation · May 4, 2020
Forget The Flakes. Take Down The Cast Iron And Make Yourself A Real Breakfast
Photo by: VWPics/Universal Images Group via Getty ImagesSome of you are coming off of quarantine.
Some of you are still on it.
Yeah, I have no idea who is in the better situation right now.
I’m just happy to be here delivering you flakes.
We are all still here.
None of us have been told to go home yet.
Many have been furloughed or fired.
But no, not us.
We are Legion.
...Fine I went to far there. Let me back it up.
We are all still writing our little hearts out to make sure that your day is just a little bit better since you went to Corn Nation.
Hopefully you will learn something today that we were able to give you.
If so, you are probably the first.
Anywho, enjoy today’s flakes.