LOOKIE LOOKIE CORNNUTTION STAFF GOT THEMSELVES A FOOD TOURNAMENT GOING ON.
ONLY PROBLEM - THEY FORGOT THE GAS STATIONS AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT. YOU GOT YOUR HOLIDAY, YOUR SA, YOUR KWIK TRIP, YOUR CASEY'S AND THEN THERE'S KUM N' GO, WHICH OUGHTA WIN THE WHOLE DAMNED SHEBANG ON ACCOUNT OF THE NAME ALONE.
PROLLY WOULDN'T BE FAIR THOUGH NO SIRREEE. AIN'T A SINGLE DAMNED ONE OF THESE RESTRAUNTS FROM WHICH YOU CAN WALK OUT ON A HOT SUNDAY AFTERNOON CARRYING A COLD 12-PACK OF 3.2 MIILWAUKEE'S BEST THEN COOL YASELF DOWN UNDER THE SHADY TREE AND WATCH THE TEENAGE GIRLS COME INTO GET THEIR CHERRY SLURPEE OR SLUSHEE OR SOME SORT OF FROZEN CONCOCTION IN THE HOPES THAT THEY SPILL IT DOWN THE FRONT OF THEIR TUBE TOP AND THEN YOU CAN MAGINE HELPING THEM OUT WITH ALL THAT MESS CEPT YOU GOT THAT PAROLE VIOLATION SIGN BANGING ON AND OFF LIKE A GIANT NEON SIGN THAT ONLY YOU CAN SEE.