Hey buddy.
Down here.
Remember last week when Nebraska was up by ten over Northwestern and then we lost and then you decided it would be a good idea to chug that whole pint of Jack Daniels?
Yeah.
I understand that this is a tough year to be a Nebraska football fan, but it’s time you started thinking about me, your liver.
Since the season started six weeks ago, I haven’t had a break. It’s been loss after loss, week after week and every Saturday ends the same; you ending up in a drunken mess, peeing on the front lawn, and then having to apologize to the neighbors the next morning.