Mike: Here’s to hoping that the players are more excited for this game than Husker fans.
SpartyOnHuskers: Have you kicked a wolverine today?! Those rodents love to pretend to defecate on your logo, tear up your top-tier turf out of jealousy they’re stuck with artificial, and brag about how they’re smarter than you despite the fact you’re in a better undergrad degree program and your parents are perfectly successful and actually happy in their life. It’s hate week alright, and I can’t say F***Michigan enough. So yeah, F*** Michigan!!!
Patrick: (wakes up, stretches) You all know it’s basketball season now, right?