Did you get fired yesterday?
No? Lucky you, but are you really sure?
Lots of people got fired yesterday. Perhaps you were one of them, but weren't contacted immediately because your boss forgot your name. He let me know he wanted to get rid of "that unkempt guy who sits at desk #6" and be sure to let you know to not bother coming in today, but I forgot your name too.
You have something in common with all the other people who got fired yesterday. You're a loser, or more appropriately, not enough of a winner.