Today's bit was originally going to be about what bathroom the new Nebraska license plate Sower would use after having wild sex with Donald Trump, but I decided to spare all of you from that despite the billions upon billions of web hits it would bestow upon CornNation, perhaps even allowing me to retire to a life of leisure on my own island.
Instead, we're going with something completely different in an attempt to make you more aware of going on's at your university.
Did you see this?
The nephew of renowned author Willa Cather has bequeathed $5.