Mike: Through this mask, I can finally smell football season! (And since I can smell, I’m apparently still COVID-free!) WE’RE ALMOST THERE!!! WE’VE SURVIVED THE LONGEST OFFSEASON EVER!!!
Nate M: When we get boat raced by OSU, I wonder if Nebraska fans will change their tune!
Patrick: Hey, the Big 10 decided to play this season.
Jill: It’s 2020. I won’t believe it until I see it.
Andy: Can science be used to twist Covid so it makes the bastards I hate develop uncontrollable farting and facial string warts? Big 10 football is starting and some feuds need a little follow-up.