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Big Red Cobcast: The Miami Hurri-lames

Do you know why there are so many Tropical Storms in Cuba? Because Miami sucks and whatever is on the other side of Cuba blows.

Miami has done nothing for this world. Just ask Colombians, their country sucked in the 80's because of Miami. That's how much Miami sucks, it makes other countries suck just because it comes in contact with a handful of it's citizens.

Just like Pablo Escobar, Noriega and Chris Bosh, the entire Hurricane football team is loaded with criminals that are associated with Miami. I heard Al Golden just got caught selling Bath Salts to minors.