In Nebraska, however, thats a good thing because then we are that much closer to watching the Huskers win another Natty Champ (New slang I made up. It means National Championship. Tell your friends.) See, we're just like George R. R. Martin in the sense that we are about to do something you never saw coming: We're gonna make Jim Harbaugh walk naked through downtown Lincoln while we throw Runza's at him and call him a whore, we're gonna get a bunch of buckeye fans to stab Urban Meyer, we're gonna make Lil' Red the Mayor of Lincoln while Chris Beutler is galavanting around on an injured dragon.