If you ever want to know how smart a Northwestern student is - just ask them. They'll be sure to tell you. That alone is the best motivation to beat this team. I'm sure their center has written a formula to find the most efficient means for blocking Maliek Collins. Spoiler Alert: He forgets to carry a 1 and accidentally creates the Maliek Smash Theory of Relativity.That's the theory where Maliek hits Clayton Thorson so hard his relatives feel it. Maybe McMullen follows right behind and knocks the smug right out of him and every other student "athlete" they have.
Big Red Cobcast: Northwesturd University
