So... Northwestern is as stupid and shitty as I thought they were. Duh. I mean, we DEMOLISHED them. If they were a foundation, we would be the jack hammer that is used to put in I-Beams. If they were "The Rockers" (Shawn Michaels and Marty Janetty), Then we were Ax and Smash! WWF Reference FTW!!!
Up next, Illinois. Lovie Smith. Dumb name, dumb team. Other than Chicago and downtown Naperville, dumb state. Also, the "S" is silent, please stop saying the "S".
On a side note, every time you enter a new room, proclaim "This is the Champagne Room".