Forgive me.
Let's start with that.
My first instinct after sleeping on this and then listening to it after I had calmed down, was not to publish it. I'm ashamed of myself. I was behaving like a spoiled child who didn't get what he wanted for christmas. I'm an adult, that's mad about a game.
When i was 10, I would play Super Tecmo Bowl and I'd be the Houston Oilers. Warren Moon all day. Greatest quarterback ever. On the rare occasion that I would lose, I would throw my controller against the wall and yell about how "the game cheats".