There are a few things in life that are certain. Death. Taxes. Everyone thinking I'm wrong until I am undeniably proven right.
My whole life is a long con. Just when you think I should be euthanized and put out of my misery for being so stupid that I can't even make a sandwich - BOOM - I WAS RIGHT EVERY TIME I HAVE EVER SPOKEN.
It sucks to be doubted so much but I've grown used to it. Haters make me famous.
Things I've been right about:
1) The SEC is and always has been overrated
2) Goodwill Hunting is, objectively, the greatest movie ever made
3) Bo Pelini will bring a stupid cat out in the spring game
4) Your mom
5) Eminem is, objectively, the single most important person in the history of mankind.