ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
Comrades! You have been selected for special duty in Madison, Wisconsin, in an effort to provide external support to our valiant Cornhuskers as they attempt to eliminate the dreaded ditch weasels from supremacy of the Western territories. While many of you are seasoned veterans from our Iowa campaigns, the State Department wishes for me to pass along some advisories for travel to Wisconsin, as many legends persist. They would like to address some misconceptions and myths and provide additional guidance:
The region in which Madison resides is well known for their production of dairy-related products.