The UA logo and theme play, the ending of Rocky II rolls, Eye of the Tiger fires us up as a montage of Rocky’s first 6 title defenses rolls, Rocky fights Hulk Hogan, a new challenger gently introduces himself (Hey, woman! Hey, woman!), the new challenger beats the brakes off Rocky, Apollo becomes Rocky’s manager and Rocky beats the piss out of Clubber in the rematch.
Fade to man hugs and leave the theater an hour and a half later.
There was Rocky III in two sentences, one long.
Join us at 8PM CST this evening for what’s sure to be a highly entertaining show as we review a Rocky which was loaded with the most action to date and set a new standard for unintentional comedy thanks to Mr.