Wisconsin dominated Nebraska 59-24 today behind a NCAA-record 408 rushing yards from running back Melvin Gordon.
That prompted @FauxPelini, a parody Twitter account impersonating Cornhusker head coach Bo Pelini, to tweet at Wisconsin's university police during the game, and hilarity ensued.
.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP: 1 blowtorch 3 hammers 2 baseball bats 1 polar bear coffee
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
.@42proof @FauxPelini - ok, we'll approve the coffee and polar bear. Deal?
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014
@sevans1956 @FauxPelini @BoiledSports No license is required for #beastmode.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014
@FauxPelini. Good game. And good chat today. We'll do it again next October.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 16, 2014
@UWMadisonPolice agreed and oh god don't remind me
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 16, 2014
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