ALABAMA: The perfect spouse. So perfect others get envious, which you get, you really do, because they support you in every imaginable way. Right? Compared to your friends in their loveless and troubled marriages, you really are lucky because you don't need much else other than them, which is why you're up at 4 am packing this tailgate lunch, and why you liquidated the college fund for season tickets. You know: the one you saved so hard for, but no, no, it's all worth it. You don't need other hobbies! You used to have them, sure, along with other dreams.
YOUR SEC FANDOM AS A MARRIAGE
