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WHO STOLE PAPA JOHN'S MUSCLE CAR?

(A garage in an undisclosed location in Michigan)

DAVE BRANDON: Great job, fellas. One of the smoothest heists I've ever been a part of, and I soaked a university athletic department for plenty!

BRADY HOKE: So who gets the first slice?

BRANDON: What?

HOKE: I mean, I'm fine if you want it. But then I get the extra if the numbers don't work out evenly.

BRANDON: Did...did you think when I said we were going to steal Papa John's car we were stealing a car literally made of pizza?

HOKE: (uncomfortable pause)

(extremely uncomfortable pause)

(such a long, miserable, excruciating pause)

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