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WELL, SHOOT, I'M LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM

We've been busy lately, so we turned over the reins today to Iowa State head football coach Paul Rhoads, for an in-depth look at his team's offseason preparations.

Well, goshdangit, Paul, looks like you've got yourself in a heck of a pickle now. Now, I know it ain't right to be usin' the facilities on company time and all, but sometimes just tain't nothin' you can do about it! I thought I'd just sneak away for a second here, get right back to plannin' out the season, but the dangblasted doorknob came off right in my hand!