YOU HAVE A LONG LIFE OF SPORTS FRUSTRATION AHEAD OF YOU, SO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE EARLY DAYS
This weekend, EDSBS contributor/Photoshop monster Action Cookbook and his wife welcomed their son into the world. We therefore feel it is appropriate to send the boy some words of welcome:
By the time you're old enough to read this, all written language will have been replaced by memes, so that's the only part of this post you'll understand. All the same, we want to say hello and wish you well. Your dad is a fan of several Cleveland professional teams and a college football team that's really hoping that the cure for Tommy Tuberville's wanderlust was Skyline.