It’s appropriate because you grow a goatee by starting with a beard and then you remove a quarter of it on either side back to the ear, you see. Jim McElwain grew it as “a rally cap for the hoops team,” but we know a dad goat when we see one. That’s a dad goat straight from spring break, and it’s cut from a beard that the coach thought looked just a little too vagrant-y for spring practice, much less standard in-season duties as a college football coach.
We want to instantly assumed the Florida football team is now cursed.