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Oh, that? No, I was just starting to get sick the other day, but I'll tell you what my secret is: colloidal silver. A couple of years ago, I had this nasty bout of SARS, and the doctors said I was going to die. Well, that's just big pharma nonsense talking, if you ask me. My life coach turned me on to silver, and it cleared that SARS right up. Now any time I feel like I might be catching something, I just pop a few drops of silver in my morning kombucha and I'm right as rain.