Things you’ve never heard:
“My dream is to one day be the starting quarterback in the TaxSlayer Bowl.”
“Great news: I got 50-yard line tickets for the uDrove Humanitarian Bowl.”
“If this team jells, I could see us going to the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl.”
There is nothing quite like a college football bowl game, but when we think of the classics, we think Rose, Orange, Sugar — not the Zaxby’s Heart of Dallas Bowl.
Still, silly names for bowls and clumsy pairings with their sponsors are as much a part of the college football season as marching bands, cheerleaders and debates over the College Football Playoff.