IF YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THESE PEOPLE THEN YOU ARE THESE PEOPLE
[two men of deep Beer Fandom stand blocking the counter at the local specialty store, sampling this fall's newest batch of beers]
BAYLOR (8-0, #6 CFP)
BEER GUY #1: [HOLDING UP A GLASS, SWIRLING IT IN THE LIGHT]
Mmm, yes, I believe this is the Judge Joy Reynolds Farmhouse Ale. [sips] Bright, flashy start. Delightful burst off the tongue, effervescent mouthfeel. It reminds one of licking a nine-volt battery brushed with mango peel. Light funk pushes through the backend as it ages in the glass.