GETTING ARRESTED FOR THE MOST MINOR OF TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS
Georgia cornerback Juwuan Briscoe got arrested on Saturday. His crimes? Failing to wear a safety belt while driving and not having his license on him, two serious offenses to public safety if you consider that a) it would really, really hurt to be walking down the sidewalk and get hit by a college football player who's just been thrown from his vehicle because he wasn't buckled in and b) that license could have been stolen, filed down to a sharp edge, and used as a murder weapon.