You may be aware that FIFA woke up this morning to find the cops at the door, though they at least got a chance to put some pants on and grab a Chewy bar before they went down to the station. It is a challenging time for soccer's ruling elite, and you can understand if they choose to lay low and hope they don't get caught in the crosshairs.
OR! FIFA could embrace its bad-boy image right now and double down on the corruption opportunities by sponsoring a college football bowl. Imagine the country club graft of the Fiesta Bowl organizers combined with the inventive demands of soccer's bribery specialists.