For reasons we cannot explain, it was only recently brought to our attention that Bret Bielema's dogs, Lucy and Ricky, have (unverified) Twitter accounts. Though neither tweets often, they do cater to their SEC fanbase. There are Penn Wagers jokes.
It's a good way for Bielema to show a little bit of personality, but let us be clear - these accounts will be used for something nefarious, if they haven't been already.