I DON'T CARE IF THE BENEFITS ARE GOOD, I NEED TO LIVE GOD DAMN IT.
As we stand on the precipice of another Fourth of July weekend, it's good to take a moment to take stock and remember what makes this country so great. Life, liberty, those Bed Bath & Beyond coupons that never expire, a blitzing linebacker coming free around the corner about to murderdeathkill a quarterback that doesn't see him coming. The list could go on forever, but let's focus one perhaps America's greatest natural resource outside fullbacks: Hard work.
Work sucks, but there's not much of a way around it.