BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE A RALPHIE OR A MIKE.
We here at EDSBS are liable to talk about mascots now and then. Whether it's a quiz which I did particularly poorly in attempting to name the mascot's names, or ranking which ones we'd prefer to eat, they are an important topic to help get us through the offseason.
A standard internet discussion is which team would have the best live mascot. Colorado is hard to beat for the teams that currently have a live mascot, and Michigan, we really wish you had an actual wolverine shut up don't listen to the insurance company IT WOULD BE SO FUN.