PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO PACK YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN, ANDY.
Most neutral site games are unconscionably wack. College footballl is blessed with a multitude of amazing on-campus stadiums that are overflowing with atmosphere, and every year we take a few of those and play them in that sterile spaceship barn in Dallas. It sucks.
But if you're going to play a neutral site game, you should really play a neutral site game. Get crazy with it and say, fly across the world to play not one but multiple games in Australia, a place where everyone's in shape and skips work to drink all the time, and nearly everything can kill you.