2. This is what Mike Gundy’s mullet might look like in two or three weeks. Still playful, still funny, but manageable. The hair is still within the boundaries of general professionalism and presentability.
3. Given another three or four weeks beyond that stage, Mike Gundy’s mullet will reach full Legionnaire Hat status. Over time, the skin on his nape will become more and more pale, like the part of a carpet with an entertainment center over it for twelve years. This hair is only welcome at church services that use new, acoustic guitar-heavy hymns.
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