HUMANITY'S SURVIVAL IS AT RISK. A package of radioactive material was sent from Minnesota, destined for Texas A&M's Radiation Safety Office. That package did not arrive at its intended destination and was listed as missing - until university officials declared they'd found it, unopened and undamaged. Are they telling the truth? Or are they already covering up a secret university project, code named HULKVEILLE?
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"That's my secret, Texas. I'm always angry."
GREAT SEATS STILL AVAILABLE! Do you want to see two teams that didn't win eight games last year play each other in an NFL stadium at 6:00 on a Thursday?