Wait. Why is the Curious Index back already? Doesn't the season start on Thursday? The answer is simple:
BECAUSE BOB STITT IS UNKILLABLE AND WILL REIGN FOREVER. From 2011 through 2014, North Dakota State lost a grand total of three games and won the national title every year. On Saturday, the Bison lost to Montana and newly promoted from Division III head coach Bob Stitt. It took a last second touchdown to do it, but the real victory is this - Montana ran 92 plays in less than 25 minutes of game clock. You should be out of breath just looking at that number.