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THE CURIOUS INDEX PAGES JOEY SALTWATER

LANE KIFFIN TO MIAMI; THE SEC EAST IS PROVEN TRASH; COACHING FROM YOUR NIECE'S BASEMENT

JOEY SALTWATER IS YOUR ONLY CHOICE, MIAMI. To be clear, State of the U has been doing these for a number of coaches, but we're happy pretending he's their choice if you are.

Get the man a boat to live on and a Ferrari and we are on board with this entire operation.

STATISTICS ARE LIES, WHO LIKES MATH ANYWAY, GO AWAY NERDS. OKAY sure you could believe the SEC East is scientifically verified trash, but where does that put you?