FORKED EM UP, SPARKY
Finally home from the hospital! Here's what happened Friday that put me back in hospital 2 months after back surgery: pic.twitter.com/FGdpVli3x9
— David Schapira (@dschapira) September 22, 2015
In addition to losing heinously 42-14 to USC at home, Arizonal State mascot Sparky also capped the evening by sending a local councilman to the hospital Saturday night. No, Sparky's unblinking stare and fixed, fiendish grin do not make this funny. It is not funny at all. Especially not this part:
CORRECTION: THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEK.