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THE CURIOUS INDEX JUMPS ON YOUR BACK

FORKED EM UP, SPARKY

Finally home from the hospital! Here's what happened Friday that put me back in hospital 2 months after back surgery: pic.twitter.com/FGdpVli3x9

— David Schapira (@dschapira) September 22, 2015

In addition to losing heinously 42-14 to USC at home, Arizonal State mascot Sparky also capped the evening by sending a local councilman to the hospital Saturday night. No, Sparky's unblinking stare and fixed, fiendish grin do not make this funny. It is not funny at all. Especially not this part:

SparkyBackSurgery

CORRECTION: THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEK.