Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. People have Capital O Opinions about the Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band. Some say they're hilarious. Others say they're a bunch of spoiled rich kids that need a good kick in the ass or 10. Honestly, both are more or less correct in the author's opinion, but this is the internet and we're not allowed to think two different things are true at the same time.
So for today, we unapologetically salute you, LSJUMB, because THIS. SHIT. DON'T. STOP.
For those of you at a work computer without speakers, first of all, quit your job, but most of all know it's the two songs USC's band plays, but done by what sounds like a fourth grader on their first day practicing with their new flute.