AHAHAHHAHAHAA 22 MONTHS. Steve Patterson is fired just 22 months after taking the job as Texas AD and having everyone go YOU KNOW YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIRE HIM. Which they did, today, after the head of the nation's wealthiest athletic department embarked on a dipshit's run through the books, creating artificial value by charging for things heretofore considered givens, refusing to engage with Texas' major donors personally, publicly contradicting the University President on real estate planning, jacking up ticket prices, cutting travel for non-revenue sports, doing some shady accounting regarding a new tennis facility, and otherwise doing everything as badly as everyone said he would.
THE CURIOUS INDEX FIRES A MAN BORN TO BE FIRED
